{"title":"Standard Issue","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"embrace-the-suck-tee","title":"Embrace The Suck Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo words that got a generation through it. Stencilled, no explanation offered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492801368337,"sku":"31928012487521834357","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492801401105,"sku":"31344523826077105185","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492801433873,"sku":"19956834921367020915","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492801466641,"sku":"11646003721522389556","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492801499409,"sku":"16331402917916687151","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492801532177,"sku":"17968202906616136100","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/10680918057959770071_2048.jpg?v=1788029711"},{"product_id":"bohica-tee","title":"BOHICA Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBend Over, Here It Comes Again. The unofficial motto of every formation ever held.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492801827089,"sku":"14808239386552449101","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492801859857,"sku":"44246861973037290978","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492801892625,"sku":"21483859488731699763","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492801925393,"sku":"27554936576840108903","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492801958161,"sku":"28521757341394183645","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492801990929,"sku":"15006002568452962381","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/10783239315983674991_2048.jpg?v=1788029732"},{"product_id":"fubar-tee","title":"FUBAR Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour letters. Everyone who served knows the other four words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492802056465,"sku":"35635218379093274812","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492802089233,"sku":"26714340368169025520","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492802122001,"sku":"20666280852719387666","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492802154769,"sku":"56161265745803707258","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492802187537,"sku":"31261778195323196139","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492802220305,"sku":"31955452784049993631","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/6832675330227100816_2048.jpg?v=1788029580"},{"product_id":"snafu-crest-tee","title":"SNAFU Crest Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSituation Normal. The winged crest for a situation that was never normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492802285841,"sku":"18349125736616861885","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492802318609,"sku":"15248615036825378684","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492802351377,"sku":"29921994777812845959","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492802384145,"sku":"26709035875021322659","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492802416913,"sku":"45180287221330977483","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492802449681,"sku":"19562668629683783858","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/3968384286520392922_2048.jpg?v=1788029721"},{"product_id":"snafu-since-day-one-tee","title":"SNAFU Since Day One Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was broken when you got there and it was broken when you left.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492802515217,"sku":"93169721885356340921","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492802547985,"sku":"19853069167465246913","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492802580753,"sku":"51371228859982712966","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492802613521,"sku":"49728576421897553072","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492802646289,"sku":"49134608429843742794","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492802679057,"sku":"12985802009447148542","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/11252181260347553386_2048.jpg?v=1788029571"},{"product_id":"fubar-certified-tee","title":"FUBAR Certified Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCertified, stamped, and filed in triplicate. Nobody read the file.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492802744593,"sku":"19242092180640860143","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492802777361,"sku":"33531932862171751142","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492802810129,"sku":"35216639668917343068","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492802842897,"sku":"10249912127847165383","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492802875665,"sku":"21210517363373911931","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492802908433,"sku":"13489685110898557768","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/4674169592367867446_2048.jpg?v=1788029576"},{"product_id":"vietnam-war-veteran-tee","title":"Vietnam War Veteran Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the men who came home to no parade. Worn with the respect it's owed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492802973969,"sku":"13182614807906641373","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492803006737,"sku":"20368327160398048405","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492803039505,"sku":"13363116881751638378","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492803072273,"sku":"59009138688150968443","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492803105041,"sku":"12189545143756912057","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492803137809,"sku":"12951643483978819596","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/7172172085838325345_2048.jpg?v=1788029716"},{"product_id":"zero-dark-thirty-club-tee","title":"Zero Dark Thirty Club Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e0300 and already formed up. Membership is not voluntary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492803203345,"sku":"33314393951474584962","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492803236113,"sku":"57057272024011146466","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492803268881,"sku":"28647916295171985858","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492803301649,"sku":"27693600507811224819","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492803334417,"sku":"16489974215670706941","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492803367185,"sku":"28424786499638645324","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/3165492714965238007_2048.jpg?v=1788029561"},{"product_id":"powered-by-bug-juice-spite-tee","title":"Powered By Bug Juice \u0026 Spite Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat actually fuelled the field problem. Not coffee. Never coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492803432721,"sku":"18045224159521307005","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492803465489,"sku":"11305929851692576983","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492803498257,"sku":"30171061219882648322","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492803531025,"sku":"31985411602145492481","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492803563793,"sku":"28866938828107601975","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492803596561,"sku":"19218936133420789527","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/363824155683644171_2048.jpg?v=1788029409"},{"product_id":"gen-pop-tee","title":"Gen Pop Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife is not for me. For everyone counting down to the end of an enlistment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull back print, with the Sgt Care mark on the front left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492803694865,"sku":"26429204572346104440","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492803727633,"sku":"30679014872730339242","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492803760401,"sku":"69331588609893547664","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492803793169,"sku":"30443827133002663735","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492803825937,"sku":"20130719284800380557","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492803858705,"sku":"31349675683685617032","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/6997214002468354664_2048.jpg?v=1788033237"},{"product_id":"green-weenie-energy-tee","title":"Green Weenie Energy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Green Weenie, immortalised. If you've met it, you don't need this explained.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull back print, with the Sgt Care mark on the front left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492806021393,"sku":"76329874881279479135","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492806054161,"sku":"11607677112631432135","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492806086929,"sku":"65143566630344397194","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492806119697,"sku":"24969813901091568497","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492806152465,"sku":"21728088228456801019","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492806185233,"sku":"40043256771300929111","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/15058743221615172233_2048.jpg?v=1788033242"},{"product_id":"green-weenie-survivor-tee","title":"Green Weenie Survivor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eServed hard and still standing. Full back print, colours flying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull back print, with the Sgt Care mark on the front left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492806316305,"sku":"61291808571322270089","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492806349073,"sku":"22900890781123022784","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492806381841,"sku":"10400158892561607279","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492806414609,"sku":"16853383113033048773","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492806447377,"sku":"16589650546790614199","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492806480145,"sku":"89552291383969690472","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/3556245673632579612_2048.jpg?v=1788033247"},{"product_id":"geedunk-commando-tee","title":"Geedunk Commando Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eDeployed to the ship's store and back. A full back print for a full career.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 in Military Green — ringspun combed cotton, black print. True to size, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull back print, with the Sgt Care mark on the front left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492806578449,"sku":"33265031477938031706","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492806611217,"sku":"22056828187986703376","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492806643985,"sku":"30367364361638755796","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492806676753,"sku":"20632601653431733049","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492806709521,"sku":"23920416796742602758","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492806742289,"sku":"40108531123178551066","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/11325354491556060502_2048.jpg?v=1788029557"},{"product_id":"zero-dark-thirty-club-camp-mug","title":"Zero Dark Thirty Club Camp Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e0300 and already formed up. The mug that gets there before you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue. Hand wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12oz","offer_id":54492962881809,"sku":"84463816949808334429","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/514868087273524920_2048.jpg?v=1788043924"},{"product_id":"powered-by-bug-juice-spite-camp-mug","title":"Powered By Bug Juice \u0026 Spite Camp Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat actually fuelled the field problem. Not coffee. Never coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue. Hand wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12oz","offer_id":54492966224145,"sku":"68005820160485342418","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/8592552935721465590_2048.jpg?v=1788043929"},{"product_id":"embrace-the-suck-camp-mug","title":"Embrace The Suck Camp Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo words, printed where you'll read them at 0500.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue. Hand wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12oz","offer_id":54492966486289,"sku":"27181255667688375468","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/6520797397762312037_2048.jpg?v=1788043934"},{"product_id":"fubar-camp-mug","title":"FUBAR Camp Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour letters wrapped around eleven ounces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue. Hand wash.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12oz","offer_id":54492966715665,"sku":"36894144419197042697","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/13926831932985677595_2048.jpg?v=1788043941"},{"product_id":"embrace-the-suck-hoodie","title":"Embrace The Suck Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo words that got a generation through it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover in Military Green — the same colourway as the tees. Retail fit, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492966879505,"sku":"20126598171456979019","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492966912273,"sku":"41483332287254909769","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492966945041,"sku":"32827748027613318896","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492966977809,"sku":"28473902931806654124","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492967010577,"sku":"33904720912864768352","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492967043345,"sku":"26938163964544880611","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/12030547098347690617_2048.jpg?v=1788032752"},{"product_id":"bohica-hoodie","title":"BOHICA Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eBend Over, Here It Comes Again. The unofficial motto of every formation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover in Military Green — the same colourway as the tees. Retail fit, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492969271569,"sku":"41822689423654147962","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492969304337,"sku":"28641334671805600515","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492969337105,"sku":"11852108061884901546","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492969369873,"sku":"13108678163779744003","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492969402641,"sku":"28170126679900313790","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492969435409,"sku":"31188701942404886686","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/6995911033905460776_2048.jpg?v=1788032754"},{"product_id":"fubar-hoodie","title":"FUBAR Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour letters. Everyone who served knows the other four words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover in Military Green — the same colourway as the tees. Retail fit, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492969828625,"sku":"32197349057665418210","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492969861393,"sku":"27981975770763736690","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492969894161,"sku":"16729669297303423991","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492969926929,"sku":"70200090764225638369","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492969959697,"sku":"15086802008109818019","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492969992465,"sku":"33479784971819648114","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/2233402476416023059_2048.jpg?v=1788032755"},{"product_id":"snafu-since-day-one-hoodie","title":"SNAFU Since Day One Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eBroken when you got there. Broken when you left.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover in Military Green — the same colourway as the tees. Retail fit, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492970287377,"sku":"91219106703933000774","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492970320145,"sku":"28187425334322269795","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492970352913,"sku":"24509861258725796403","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492970385681,"sku":"12993803546741432665","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492970418449,"sku":"66822968379669128121","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492970451217,"sku":"76598843321542958945","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/6909763231341099582_2048.jpg?v=1788032757"},{"product_id":"green-weenie-survivor-hoodie","title":"Green Weenie Survivor Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eServed hard and still standing. Full back print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover in Military Green — the same colourway as the tees. Retail fit, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull back print, Sgt Care mark on the left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492970811665,"sku":"20825813378178983346","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492970844433,"sku":"33550896432368940441","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492970877201,"sku":"32650493109623925925","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492970909969,"sku":"12884276947866090247","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492970942737,"sku":"12125716603234372988","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492970975505,"sku":"26538537122197299863","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/4453703280126295050_2048.jpg?v=1788043953"},{"product_id":"geedunk-commando-hoodie","title":"Geedunk Commando Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eDeployed to the ship's store and back. Full back print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover in Military Green — the same colourway as the tees. Retail fit, S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull back print, Sgt Care mark on the left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54492971565329,"sku":"18697989549560452942","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54492971598097,"sku":"25836462507783546660","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54492971630865,"sku":"20110091610802711090","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54492971663633,"sku":"10436165855354623093","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54492971696401,"sku":"25491288002074137401","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":54492971729169,"sku":"20932586622702455269","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/12858202797103427698_2048.jpg?v=1788043955"},{"product_id":"sgt-care-mark-sticker","title":"Sgt Care Mark Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe mark, cut clean. Post your colors on something that isn't cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKiss-cut vinyl. Weatherproof and dishwasher-safe. Choose 2\", 3\" or 4\", transparent or white backing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493072261393,"sku":"16573926514619381321","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":54493072294161,"sku":"26422374476349218540","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493072326929,"sku":"26792052687915922487","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":54493072359697,"sku":"17081930755401152885","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493072392465,"sku":"21686793982346787805","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":54493072425233,"sku":"19505227563350214137","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493072458001,"sku":"16474299717464345019","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":54493072490769,"sku":"33385213224912096186","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/14709087610464177149_1200.jpg?v=1788035243"},{"product_id":"fubar-sticker","title":"FUBAR Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour letters. Weatherproof, and it will outlast the vehicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKiss-cut vinyl. Weatherproof and dishwasher-safe. Choose 2\", 3\" or 4\", transparent or white backing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493073637649,"sku":"23373153575702792635","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":54493073670417,"sku":"19935214218761459132","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493073703185,"sku":"19392802017001967828","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":54493073735953,"sku":"15861259383492672825","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493073768721,"sku":"12963520445909510825","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":54493073801489,"sku":"33649308455350534266","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493073834257,"sku":"44427899207652667509","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":54493073867025,"sku":"22028821112030464719","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/11147934078081052785_1200.jpg?v=1788035275"},{"product_id":"bohica-sticker","title":"BOHICA Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the footlocker lid, the toolbox, or the back of a laptop in a briefing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKiss-cut vinyl. Weatherproof and dishwasher-safe. Choose 2\", 3\" or 4\", transparent or white backing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493073998097,"sku":"79052138426165445893","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":54493074030865,"sku":"18962450203828662000","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493074063633,"sku":"29064980174490952278","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":54493074096401,"sku":"15278573239027695683","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493074129169,"sku":"17632829473358091333","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":54493074161937,"sku":"16645941860795525397","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ Transparent","offer_id":54493074194705,"sku":"14952684598165095057","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":54493074227473,"sku":"28595850403908801477","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/15795234042743001498_1200.jpg?v=1788035308"},{"product_id":"sgt-care-dog-tag","title":"Sgt Care Dog Tag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe mark on a tag, on a chain. You already know how to wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEngraved dog tag on a ball chain. Stainless steel or gold plated.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size \/ Stainless Steel","offer_id":54493074424081,"sku":"16036756501465193576","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One Size \/ Gold Plated","offer_id":54493074456849,"sku":"31591457505252408721","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/5399514616546527011_2048.jpg?v=1788035340"},{"product_id":"sgt-care-keychain","title":"Sgt Care Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eRound stainless keyring. Small, heavy, and it does not break.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRound stainless steel keychain with the Sgt Care mark.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Silver \/ One size","offer_id":54493075407121,"sku":"32810225360574048873","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/10968374712231261795_2048.jpg?v=1788043945"},{"product_id":"bohica-5-panel-cap","title":"BOHICA 5-Panel Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eBend Over, Here It Comes Again. Stitched on the front, said under your breath.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYupoong 7005 five-panel in Olive — the closest match in the catalogue to the Military Green on the tees and hoodies. Flat, seamless front panel, adjustable strap, one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFront embroidered in thread, not printed. Sgt Care mark stitched on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Olive","offer_id":54493278634257,"sku":"31492528679560601378","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/11870652894899629656_2048.jpg?v=1788043337"},{"product_id":"embrace-the-suck-5-panel-cap","title":"Embrace The Suck 5-Panel Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo words that got a generation through it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYupoong 7005 five-panel in Olive — the closest match in the catalogue to the Military Green on the tees and hoodies. Flat, seamless front panel, adjustable strap, one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFront embroidered in thread, not printed. Sgt Care mark stitched on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Olive","offer_id":54493280731409,"sku":"26558208865582673916","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/4125184518421369759_2048.jpg?v=1788043387"},{"product_id":"fubar-5-panel-cap","title":"FUBAR 5-Panel Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour letters across the front. Everyone who served knows the other four words.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYupoong 7005 five-panel in Olive — the closest match in the catalogue to the Military Green on the tees and hoodies. Flat, seamless front panel, adjustable strap, one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFront embroidered in thread, not printed. Sgt Care mark stitched on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Olive","offer_id":54493280960785,"sku":"24506514874240000581","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/2181644881420795069_2048.jpg?v=1788043403"},{"product_id":"snafu-since-day-one-5-panel-cap","title":"SNAFU Since Day One 5-Panel Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was broken when you got there. It was broken when you left.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYupoong 7005 five-panel in Olive — the closest match in the catalogue to the Military Green on the tees and hoodies. Flat, seamless front panel, adjustable strap, one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFront embroidered in thread, not printed. Sgt Care mark stitched on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Olive","offer_id":54493281517841,"sku":"28637577844041821975","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/13094617111455514952_2048.jpg?v=1788043419"},{"product_id":"fubar-certified-5-panel-cap","title":"FUBAR Certified 5-Panel Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eCertified, stamped, filed in triplicate. Nobody read the file.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYupoong 7005 five-panel in Olive — the closest match in the catalogue to the Military Green on the tees and hoodies. Flat, seamless front panel, adjustable strap, one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFront embroidered in thread, not printed. Sgt Care mark stitched on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Olive","offer_id":54493281583377,"sku":"33215278349718571102","price":44.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/7691\/8033\/files\/8018038807034710928_2048.jpg?v=1788043437"}],"url":"https:\/\/greenweenieshop.com\/collections\/standard-issue\/cap.oembed","provider":"Sgt Care Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}