Green Weenie Energy Can Cooler
Keeps it cold through the whole brief.Neoprene can cooler. Fits regular and slim cans.
Standard issue //Veteran owned & operated
The house mark. Tee, hoodie, cap and camp mug — the one the shop is named after.
Keeps it cold through the whole brief.Neoprene can cooler. Fits regular and slim cans.
The house mark, stitched on twill.Embroidered morale patch, 3 x 2 inches. Hook-and-loop backing.
The house mark, sleeveless.Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tank — combed ringspun cotton, side-seamed. S through 2XL.Black runs gold, heather runs black. Left chest print with...
The house mark, stitched clean.Yupoong snapback trucker — structured front, mesh back, adjustable. One size.Embroidered front in five colorways: black, navy, moss, coyote brown...
The house mark, stitched clean.OTTO camouflage trucker, mesh back, snapback closure. One size, adjustable.Embroidered front — real stitched thread, not print. Runs on camo...
The Green Weenie, immortalised, at arm's length from the coffee.Enamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue....
The Green Weenie, front and centre.Richardson 112 trucker in Black — structured front, mesh back, snapback closure. One size, adjustable.
Served hard and still standing. Full back print, colours flying.Next Level 6010 tri-blend — soft hand, light weight, holds its shape. Military Green, Premium...
Every acronym that ever explained a bad day. FUBAR, BOHICA, SNAFU and the rest — on tees, fleece, headgear and drinkware.
Two words that got a generation through it.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through 3XL.Chest print...
Four letters that explain the whole day.Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tank — combed ringspun cotton, side-seamed. S through 2XL.Black runs gold, heather runs black. Left...
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tank — combed ringspun cotton, side-seamed. S through 2XL.Black runs gold, heather runs black. Left chest...
Nobody ever got told this at a good time.OTTO camouflage trucker, mesh back, snapback closure. One size, adjustable.Embroidered front — real stitched thread, not...
Four letters wrapped around twelve ounces.Neoprene can cooler. Fits regular and slim cans.
Life is not for me. For everyone counting down to the end of an enlistment.Next Level 6010 tri-blend — soft hand, light weight, holds...
Four letters, velcro-backed.Embroidered morale patch, 3 x 2 inches. Hook-and-loop backing.
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.Neoprene can cooler. Fits regular and slim cans.
The loud half — swim and camp shirts running the house print family. Our own camo, drawn for this brand.
The house terrain print, gold on black, full send.All-over print camp shirt, relaxed fit, camp collar. S through 3XL.
Our own camo, cut as a camp shirt. Wear it open over a tee.All-over print camp shirt, relaxed fit, camp collar. S through 3XL.
The house terrain print, gold on black.All-over print swim trunks, mesh lining, drawstring waist. S through 3XL.
Our own camo — drawn for this brand, not lifted from an issued pattern.All-over print swim trunks, mesh lining, drawstring waist. S through 3XL.
Sgt Care marks, camo headgear, stickers and the rest of standard issue.
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again. The unofficial motto of every formation.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black....
Two words that got a generation through it.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through 3XL.Chest print...
Four letters. Everyone who served knows the other four words.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through...
Deployed to the ship's store and back. Full back print.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through...
Served hard and still standing. Full back print.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through 3XL.Chest print...
Broken when you got there. Broken when you left.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through 3XL.Chest...
Two words, printed where you'll read them at 0500.Enamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue. Hand...
Four letters wrapped around eleven ounces.Enamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue. Hand wash.
Pick your service and the builder starts where you did — branch already set, and your units in the shortcuts.
Most veteran gear tells people which branch you were in. This tells them who you served with. Fill the blocks — the stamp updates as you go.
Spell it the way your unit says it out loud. We stamp exactly what you type.
Add any tee from standard issue, then build your own in the Unit Builder — your branch, your unit, your MOS. The built one comes off at checkout. You pay for one shirt and two turn up.
Requires a tee in the cart. One free unit tee per order.
The questions we get most, answered without the runaround.
Yes. Type it the way your unit says it out loud — 2/5 Marines, 1st Ranger Bn, USS Cole, 10th SFG(A) — and we stamp exactly that. Battalions, ships, squadrons, detachments, and units that were redesignated all work. If it fits in 22 characters, we can print it.
Leave the MOS field empty — it's optional and the piece looks right without it. Your DD-214 lists it in block 11 if you want to check. Rates and AFSCs work in that field too.
Standard issue leaves within three business days. Unit Builder pieces are made to order, so allow five to seven business days before it ships. Embroidered hoodies and caps in a numbered run can take up to ten. You get tracking the moment it moves.
We do. Active duty, Guard, and Reserve all order here. We print unit designations and MOS codes only — we don't reproduce official DoD seals or service marks, and we won't print anything that misrepresents rank or awards.
If we stamped it wrong, we reprint it and cover the shipping both ways — no questions. If you typed it wrong, email us within 24 hours of ordering and we'll fix the file before it hits the press. Unworn standard-issue items return within 30 days.
No — buying a shirt has no bearing on a VA rating, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. This shop exists so veterans can wear the unit they served in, not to influence a claim. If you need evidence for your own claim, that's a separate conversation — start at sgtcare.com.
New drops, numbered runs, and claims-side news you can actually use. Two emails a month. We don't sell your address.
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