Standard issue //Veteran owned & operated

The Green Weenie line

The house mark. Tee, hoodie, cap and camp mug — the one the shop is named after.

Green Weenie Co. Morale Patch
Accessories

Green Weenie Co. Morale Patch

The house mark, stitched on twill.Embroidered morale patch, 3 x 2 inches. Hook-and-loop backing.

$18.00
Green Weenie Energy Tank
Tank Top

Green Weenie Energy Tank

The house mark, sleeveless.Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tank — combed ringspun cotton, side-seamed. S through 2XL.Black runs gold, heather runs black. Left chest print with...

$30.00
Green Weenie Co. Stitched Trucker Cap
Hats

Green Weenie Co. Stitched Trucker Cap

The house mark, stitched clean.Yupoong snapback trucker — structured front, mesh back, adjustable. One size.Embroidered front in five colorways: black, navy, moss, coyote brown...

$34.00
Green Weenie Co. Camo Trucker Cap
Hats

Green Weenie Co. Camo Trucker Cap

The house mark, stitched clean.OTTO camouflage trucker, mesh back, snapback closure. One size, adjustable.Embroidered front — real stitched thread, not print. Runs on camo...

$34.00
Green Weenie Energy Camp Mug
Mug

Green Weenie Energy Camp Mug

The Green Weenie, immortalised, at arm's length from the coffee.Enamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue....

$26.00
Green Weenie Energy Trucker Cap
Hats

Green Weenie Energy Trucker Cap

The Green Weenie, front and centre.Richardson 112 trucker in Black — structured front, mesh back, snapback closure. One size, adjustable.

$34.00
Green Weenie Survivor Tee
T-Shirt

Green Weenie Survivor Tee

Served hard and still standing. Full back print, colours flying.Next Level 6010 tri-blend — soft hand, light weight, holds its shape. Military Green, Premium...

$35.00

The Meme Locker

Every acronym that ever explained a bad day. FUBAR, BOHICA, SNAFU and the rest — on tees, fleece, headgear and drinkware.

Embrace The Suck Hoodie
Hoodie

Embrace The Suck Hoodie

Two words that got a generation through it.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through 3XL.Chest print...

$65.00
FUBAR Tank
Tank Top

FUBAR Tank

Four letters that explain the whole day.Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tank — combed ringspun cotton, side-seamed. S through 2XL.Black runs gold, heather runs black. Left...

$30.00
BOHICA Tank
Tank Top

BOHICA Tank

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tank — combed ringspun cotton, side-seamed. S through 2XL.Black runs gold, heather runs black. Left chest...

$30.00
Embrace The Suck Camo Trucker Cap
Hats

Embrace The Suck Camo Trucker Cap

Nobody ever got told this at a good time.OTTO camouflage trucker, mesh back, snapback closure. One size, adjustable.Embroidered front — real stitched thread, not...

$34.00
FUBAR Can Cooler
Accessories

FUBAR Can Cooler

Four letters wrapped around twelve ounces.Neoprene can cooler. Fits regular and slim cans.

$14.00
Gen Pop Tee
T-Shirt

Gen Pop Tee

Life is not for me. For everyone counting down to the end of an enlistment.Next Level 6010 tri-blend — soft hand, light weight, holds...

$35.00
FUBAR Morale Patch
Accessories

FUBAR Morale Patch

Four letters, velcro-backed.Embroidered morale patch, 3 x 2 inches. Hook-and-loop backing.

$18.00
BOHICA Can Cooler
Accessories

BOHICA Can Cooler

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.Neoprene can cooler. Fits regular and slim cans.

$14.00

Off Duty

The loud half — swim and camp shirts running the house print family. Our own camo, drawn for this brand.

Topo Camp Shirt
All Over Prints

Topo Camp Shirt

The house terrain print, gold on black, full send.All-over print camp shirt, relaxed fit, camp collar. S through 3XL.

$58.00
Green Weenie Camo Camp Shirt
All Over Prints

Green Weenie Camo Camp Shirt

Our own camo, cut as a camp shirt. Wear it open over a tee.All-over print camp shirt, relaxed fit, camp collar. S through 3XL.

$58.00
Topo Swim Trunks
All Over Prints

Topo Swim Trunks

The house terrain print, gold on black.All-over print swim trunks, mesh lining, drawstring waist. S through 3XL.

$48.00
Green Weenie Camo Swim Trunks
All Over Prints

Green Weenie Camo Swim Trunks

Our own camo — drawn for this brand, not lifted from an issued pattern.All-over print swim trunks, mesh lining, drawstring waist. S through 3XL.

$48.00

Everything else

Sgt Care marks, camo headgear, stickers and the rest of standard issue.

BOHICA Hoodie
Hoodie

BOHICA Hoodie

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again. The unofficial motto of every formation.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black....

$65.00
Embrace The Suck Hoodie
Hoodie

Embrace The Suck Hoodie

Two words that got a generation through it.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through 3XL.Chest print...

$65.00
FUBAR Hoodie
Hoodie

FUBAR Hoodie

Four letters. Everyone who served knows the other four words.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through...

$65.00
Geedunk Commando Hoodie
Hoodie

Geedunk Commando Hoodie

Deployed to the ship's store and back. Full back print.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through...

$65.00
Green Weenie Survivor Hoodie
Hoodie

Green Weenie Survivor Hoodie

Served hard and still standing. Full back print.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through 3XL.Chest print...

$65.00
SNAFU Since Day One Hoodie
Hoodie

SNAFU Since Day One Hoodie

Broken when you got there. Broken when you left.Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece pullover — Military Green, Deep Heather and Vintage Black. S through 3XL.Chest...

$65.00
Embrace The Suck Camp Mug
Mug

Embrace The Suck Camp Mug

Two words, printed where you'll read them at 0500.Enamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue. Hand...

$26.00
FUBAR Camp Mug
Mug

FUBAR Camp Mug

Four letters wrapped around eleven ounces.Enamel camping mug — steel core, enamel coat, rolled rim. Mess-kit issue, not office issue. Hand wash.

$26.00

Requisition your own colors

Most veteran gear tells people which branch you were in. This tells them who you served with. Fill the blocks — the stamp updates as you go.

Supply requisition

Form 1348-6
01
Branch of service
02
Unit, ship, or squadron — and your MOS if you want it
0/22

Spell it the way your unit says it out loud. We stamp exactly what you type.

03
Item requisitioned
04
Colors
05
Size
Issued to Awaiting the requisition
CertifiedGreen Weenie Co.

Buy a tee, build one free

Add any tee from standard issue, then build your own in the Unit Builder — your branch, your unit, your MOS. The built one comes off at checkout. You pay for one shirt and two turn up.

Requires a tee in the cart. One free unit tee per order.

Free
Unit tee
Your unit tee — free Add a tee first, then build it
  • Stamped to your unitAny branch, any unit, any MOS. If you served in it, we stamp it.
  • Made to orderEach piece is printed or stitched for your unit once you order it.
  • Field-tested goodsHeavyweight cotton and real embroidery. No iron-on, no peel.
  • From the Sgt Care teamBuilt by the same people who put medical evidence behind veterans' VA claims.

Standard operating procedure

The questions we get most, answered without the runaround.

01 Can you stamp my exact unit?

Yes. Type it the way your unit says it out loud — 2/5 Marines, 1st Ranger Bn, USS Cole, 10th SFG(A) — and we stamp exactly that. Battalions, ships, squadrons, detachments, and units that were redesignated all work. If it fits in 22 characters, we can print it.

02 What if I don't remember my MOS code?

Leave the MOS field empty — it's optional and the piece looks right without it. Your DD-214 lists it in block 11 if you want to check. Rates and AFSCs work in that field too.

03 How long until it ships?

Standard issue leaves within three business days. Unit Builder pieces are made to order, so allow five to seven business days before it ships. Embroidered hoodies and caps in a numbered run can take up to ten. You get tracking the moment it moves.

04 Do you print active-duty units?

We do. Active duty, Guard, and Reserve all order here. We print unit designations and MOS codes only — we don't reproduce official DoD seals or service marks, and we won't print anything that misrepresents rank or awards.

05 What happens if it comes out wrong?

If we stamped it wrong, we reprint it and cover the shipping both ways — no questions. If you typed it wrong, email us within 24 hours of ordering and we'll fix the file before it hits the press. Unworn standard-issue items return within 30 days.

06 Does buying here help with my claim?

No — buying a shirt has no bearing on a VA rating, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. This shop exists so veterans can wear the unit they served in, not to influence a claim. If you need evidence for your own claim, that's a separate conversation — start at sgtcare.com.

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